Well, your dumbass friend just jumped into the pool with this fanbase in his pocket. He can perform an uncomfortable martial act upon himself which is frowned heavily upon in the Old Testament.
Originally Posted by lostcause
I used to play in a fantasy baseball league with reiter a couple years ago. He's got this great story of having bill belichicks home phone number on his cell phone and then going swimming with said phone in his pocket. Tragic. Bills a stand up guy, spent years at the star.