Originally Posted by DaFace
"My last boyfriend gave me syphilis after his brother gave me gonorrhea. I swore off sex with people, only to find produce as a great alternative choice.
Imagine my suprise when this sweet, yummy looking cob gave me worms. Worms! In my VAGINA! I was so mad that I burned my eyes out with a white hot fire poker.
Moral of the story - stay in school. And have protected sex."