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My grandfather used to make squirrel meatballs from leftover meatloaf his wife made. he would take the meat and rinse it under warm water them inject sauce into the meat. So as we sat down eating together he looked at me and told me, "your grandmother is a mean bitch." I stood up so quickly that the meatball fell out of my mouth and hit the floor.
i sat back down because he told me to not be alarmed. As soon as i sat down he said, 'open up that shoe box." I opened it and I saw a massive human turd. It had to be at least 8 inches long and it stunk like shit. I closed it and stood up and another meatball feel out of my ass this time.
By now i was dripping in sweat from looking at these turds he had hidden in boxes. I seen one last box and it was about the size of a guitar case. I opened it as he watched me. And what i found was amazing. It was an elephant turd. This thing stunk so bad a meatball fell out of my tits.
I'll never forget this.
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