Dang, Mr. Rain Man. Glad you're okay.
In honor of your survival, I shall assist you with a poll to celebrate your good fortune.
Poll: How close was it?
A) This close.
B) That close.
C) Close enough, by God.
D) Too close for comfort.
E) Close enough to use the same toothpick.
F) Close as two coats of paint.
G) Too close to call.
H) Close enough to count in horseshoes.
I) Gazzy Wazzy.
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