Planet expertise needed for CL ad
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10-24-2012, 07:55 PM
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: N Dem Skinz
Casino cash: $1040169
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So Bob Dole just bought what he feels is a lovely 16 acres of NE Texas real estate. Tons of deer and feral hog sign, situated pretty much in the middle of nothing. There is a neighbor on the tract to the south, but not close enough that it is going to be any sort of issue.
Where CP comes in: There is an uninhabitable mobile home on the property that needs to go the **** away. Bob Dole would call the Red Hill Volunteer Fire Department and ask them if they needed some practice, if not for the fact that the resulting fire would damage at least 3 pecan trees estimated to be 80 years old. The thing has been abandoned as best as Bob Dole can tell since 1994, so vandals and animals have taken their toll--and Bob Dole has zero interest in doing anything but making it disappear. Surely there is someone who would be interested in the scrap value of the frame and wiring in exchange for just making the damned thing go away.
Bob Dole is appealing to the awesome collective imagination of The Planet to compose a craigslist ad that will make this zero-sum (for Bob Dole) project a reality. Help a clueless old man write an attention grabbing ad that will result in its removal. (Or at least generate some funny email responses.)
I'd make in a pimp greenhouse for herbs. Such as Parsley, Basil, Dill, and pot and stuff.
big nasty kcnut
Join Date: Sep 2001
that wasn't what his mom told me last night while trying to make me spend 50 dollars to make me holler. i told her sorry but i don't do skank
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