What would Chiefsplanet pay, assuming that you had to use real dollars? No fake bidding.
Do we start at $100? Opening bid at $100? boppityboppityboppityboppity $100 hominahominahominahomona one hundred, do I hear one hundred jiminyjiminyjiminyjiminyjiminyjiminy.
Seriously, what would you bid of your own money to do this? Assume that you're unmarried and unattached, that this is legal, and that she lives 20 minutes away from you.
My ancestors fought cave bears so I could make this post.