Originally Posted by notorious
The only one I use on my wife is "Tits or GTFO".
I once yelled at the the TV,"I hope that POS falls into a pile of AIDs needles!", she gave me the WTF look, than laughed her ass off.
I've reffered to burning AIDS trees and the act of crashing into them a few times. People just think I have colorful language.
courtesy of BoneKrusher
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