Originally Posted by Bump
Whenever I do something that upsets people, or break a promise, I like to tell them: "I work in mysterious ways, it's all part of my plan." I think it makes them feel better.
I like to say "shut your whore mouth." It may offend them but at least they shut their whores mouths out of shock.
courtesy of BoneKrusher
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