You're one of the top 10 QBs of all time.
You can bang just about any girl on the planet.
You know when you get bored and you decide to do something stupid on the internet?
Peyton Manning encounters these situations and finds a random hot broad to bone. Of which he probably has 50 on speed dial, just for such a situation.
Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 3-30-1