I have a bunch (500+) of Magic: the Gathering cards that I no longer use, stored in a box that I made with the WUBAR symbols burned into it. The cards are from 2010-ish.
Whaddya wanna trade for that? I'm into homebrewing items.
I also have an Evo 4G I'm trying to get rid of..
Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.