Direckshun, this is a clear attempt to have the best of both worlds. If you win, well, you win. but if you lose, you have found a way to hide your shame. You have manipulated the others into thinking you'll be punished by not posting here, but in reality, you will be off tending to your wounds. So, in fairness to intellectual honesty, i propose that your punishment in any bet should include the requirement that you start no less than three threads in DC per day, in addition to whatever else you and other parties agree upon.
consider this the house getting its cut.