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Originally Posted by WilliamInnerCircle
That kid was a goner the minute he hit the ground. I'll bet the poor little kid was shredded in about 20 seconds. 11 of those dogs? Good luck with the "Hey, let's go save this kid from 11 African wild dogs! Oh wait... there goes his bowel... Woa! kind of bloody... Are you guys ready? .... Never mind. He's already being defecated out by two of them.
I commend you fools who would go in. I would also commend you for not needing 6 people to be your pall bearers as they carried your (happy meal) sized coffin to your plot.
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Well, there were "only" 3 at first, and I doubt they were all hanging out directly below the kid... of course you could find yourself in a completely different situation 5 seconds after you land, but if I only saw a couple in that instant, I probably wouldn't spend a second trying to figure out how many were around.