My trip to the chop shop….
I want to preface this with – I ain’t the kinda guy to just curse somebody out….I just don’t do that.
All was well right up to the point the nurse said, “You’re going to feel a littly sting”, and then she injected my nut sack tube (vas deferens) with a numbing agent and I just about went through the ****ing ROOF! I damn near yelled, "MOTHER ****! A little sting my ASS!
****!”
I mean I'm immediatly full on sailor mode! She apologizes and I told her damn if it’s gonna hurt like a bitch at least tell me straight up! Pissed me OFF! I mean ****! It’s my ballsack man! Be honest….SHIT! I was SOFAKING MAD dude!
So we wait for it to take effect and the doc goes after it. It didn’t hurt exactly, it’s just uncomfortable. To me, yes I’m a baby when it comes to someone knifing my ballsack, it was more than a little uncomfortable….yet it didn’t HURT per say. This nurse is in my face the whole time talking about the weather and crap and after about 15 minutes have gone by and sweat is rolling down my face I finally just looked up at her and said, “I’m sorry, but what in the HELLl is taking so long?!? For God’s sake stitch me up and get me outta here!”
By the time I hobbled out of there I apologized profusely to her and she said, “Oh honey that was NOTHING. I’ve had much worse than you.” I made sure to tell here again about the honesty thing and she said she’d remember that forever.
EDIT - yeah per prev post - frozen corn/peas/whatever.... chill in your favorite recliner, ice your nuts &, drink beer for few days and you're back in action.