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Old 11-06-2012, 07:52 PM   #40
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Imagine a thin metal rod being inserted up your urethra then slowly heated up by a constant flame on the end. While it's heating, 2 inch long thorns are pushed under your toenails, one at a time. Then under your fingernails, one at a time until all 10 toes and fingers are bleeding furiously. Then you have your eyelids slowly trimmed off with razor blades. By now the rod in your dick is burning through the soft tissue inside and the smoke from burning flesh chokes your breathing. The skin around the opening is bubbling like an egg frying. Your teeth are then removed one at a time with pliers and nails are pounded into the empty sockets and into the bone.

Just before you pass out from agony and blood loss you think to yourself.... at least once I die I don't have to be a Chiefs fan any longer.
hahahaha dude u need help lololol
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