Todd Haley is a dick!
A reckless, arrogant, stupid dick.
And the Chiefs are pussies. And Scott Pioli is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.
I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this:
If you don't let Haley **** this asshole...
We're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!