I like the big ass bag of off-brand sugar-puffs. I think it's called 'Golden Puffs' by Malt O Meal. I also like Frosted Mini Wheat because you shit shit that hasn't seen daylight since that sandwich from 3.5 years ago.
" There once was a girl from Salt Lake City, with two cord legs and two rubber titties. She loved electricity, but she burned off gas, with a V8 pussy, and a Cadillac ass. "