Originally Posted by Ugly Duck
Shock waves of disbelief are rocking their way through rightwing world after election night smacked Foxnewsing Teapeople in the face. Shocked disbelief because after being lied to for so long, reality has run them over like a raging freight train. But its not a bad thing - its a wakeup call. Come out of the bubble, look around at the brave new world, realize that:
*Ohio really did go to President Obama last night. And he really did win.
*He really was born in Hawaii.
*He really is legitimately President of the United States. Again.
*The Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month.
*The Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy.
*The polls were not skewed to oversample Democrats.
*Nate Silver was not making up fake projections about the election to make conservatives feel bad. Nate Silver was doing math.
*Climate change is real.
*Rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes.
*Evolution is a thing.
*Benghazi was an attack ON us, it was not a scandal BY us.
*Nobody is taking away anyone's guns.
*Taxes have not gone up.
*The deficit is dropping.
*Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction.
*The moon landing was real.
*FEMA is not building concentration camps.
*UN election observers are not taking over Texas.
*Moderate reforms of the regulations on the insurance industry and the financial services industry in this country are not the same thing as Communism.
Not exactly sure how an election validates the red portions of your OP, but then again, you are liberal.