Poor, poor, fellas! I say you should all take advantage of these programs. Live off that crumb of cheese the government hands out to those on the dole. In fact, I hope you all have no choice but to do so for a good 6-12 months. You might gain some perspective on how little of a drop in the bucket this is.
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