Something up tempo would be a good break from "depressing Chiefs song of the week."
I have no idea why I picked this as an example.
OR, hell, let's do a parody of paint it black. Alternate lyrics wouldn't be too hard to brainstorm.
Alex Smith's current 9.8 YPC is one of the lowest marks in the NFL over the last 10 seasons. Only a few QBs have been worse:
Ryan Mallett (9.8), Derek Carr (9.4), Christian Ponder (9.8), Brady Quinn (9.8), Ryan Fitzpatrick (8.6), Brodie Croyle (9.7), Charlie Frye (9.7), Bruce Gradkowski (9.4), David Carr (9.2)
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