This reminds me of when Obama was first elected and he was talking about his plans to help spur job creation. One of the ideas was to make it easier for business owners to borrow to buy no equipment.
That's a great idea and all but if less and less people are walking through your door, all the new equipment in the world isn't going to make you more profitable regardless of how cheap it is to borrow.
They simply don't get it when it comes to economics and finance.
"Finally, anyone who uses the terms, irregardless, a whole nother, or all of the sudden shall be sentenced to a work camp."