Originally Posted by Dave Loon
I'm surprised he's not in Leavenworth. And I'm going to say my man Brock is like a giant ball peen hammer on a 16 penny nail.
Hi I'm Dave Loon. I'm a 40 something year old virgin (well I've been ****ed in the ass does that count?) who's self esteem relies on making fun of people on the internet who think planet earth is 6,000 years old. I fancy myself a scientist because I own a cheap, plastic telescope I got off ebay (I was the highest bidder, yay!). I put Christopher Hitchens quotes in my signature to compensate for my low IQ so people will think I'm smart. I am 4' 9'' and I have strabismus (I'm a cross eyed cretin). I was born out of my mothers ass.