This is a sad tale of unmet desire. Upon learning of, then contemplating upon, this sad news, I came to realize a great truth; I am not prepared to never again eat of the Twinkie cake for the rest of my life.
Therefore, I went to the grocery last night. As luck would have it, they were running a "buy 1, get 1" special on Twinkie cakes. Needless to say, they were sold out and so was the quick market I stopped in on the way home.
This is not looking good.