Originally Posted by Guru
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [He giggled] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me PR.
*Plays over slow zoom of evil Pioli face*
Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.