[Cave Johnson]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

This is a good idea. The government should start providing grants to porn producers who include more money shots on areas above the waist, and should start taxing money shots anywhere below the waist other than maybe anal. I think anal would be fine as long as the script makes it very clear what's going on.

I feel sorry for the kids in this story, though. The odds are stacked against them because their mother is a mess, and their father(s) are useless.

A creampie tax?