I've had a moderate level of interest in visiting a psychic just to see how they operate. I almost went to one when I was out of town a couple of months ago and walked by it, but it wasn't open. I think I could derive significant entertainment from it.
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!