Same as every year for the last umpteen years. It isn't even a discussion at our house. We could do the whole meal without saying a word to one another, but it wouldn't be nearly as much fun.
Homemade cinnamon rolls for breakfast
oven roasted turkey
mashed potatoes and gravy
sweet potatoes with little marshmallows
green beans with bacon and onions
cranberry sauce from the can, perfectly decanted to preserve the rings
Pumpkin pie with real whipped cream for dessert
I'll make the same jokes every year:
"Don't add much water to the stuffing or it won't be bone dry!" (reference to Woody on Cheers)
As I put the sausage in the stuffing: "Let me give you some sage advice"
"This pumpkin pie recipe has been in my family for years" (she brought the recipe to our marriage).
About halfway through cooking the turkey: "Honey, you want a bite of turkey?" Then she'll yell back "You'll get worms!".