Originally Posted by Dave Lane
If you can read that text and in ANY way not IMMEDIATELY know its either satire or insane, it says a lot about your intellect.
Very much this.
In other news, I think HCF is still demanding a full investigation.
Homer: [looking at watch] Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold over there!
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.