Originally Posted by BucEyedPea
Not when you know how govt operates....particularly the post office.
Do you know how the gov't operates? Apparently you have some trouble. For instance, absentee ballots are still counted after election day (directly contradicting the premise of this satirical article). Also, you should know that Obama won the popular vote by several million votes. There probably aren't more than 300K total military forces overseas, much less in Afghanistan alone (also directly contradicting the premise of this satirical article).