Originally Posted by Fish
Times are tough. Everybody is having to make sacrifices. Just appreciate the fact that you have a job. I realize we said this last year, and the year before, but hopefully next year we'll be in position to give annual raises again.
Meanwhile, in the CEO's office:
True story: I used to work for UHG. In 2008, nobody got any raises or bonuses. It was due to the extremely poor economy, they said. Well, Steve Hemsley, the CEO, got a $102 million bonus. I guess the CEOs aren't really affected by the economy? I don't know.
"That's the reason my FFL team name is TrentGreenLeadBlock. When you see this mother****er coming around the corner on a block, put your children to bed and batten down the hatch on your girl's snatch, because the same power that destroys defenders can scar the minds of the youth and simultaneously impregnate any woman within sight, live or on television."