Originally Posted by siberian khatru
Pioli: What are you gonna do, fire me? [bounces basketball off back of Clark's head] Huh, tough guy? [bounce] Soccer boy! [bounce] Let's see you cry. [bounce] C'mon, squirt a few tears. [bounce] One, two, three -- cry [bounce] One, two, three -- cry [bounce]
Funny thing is, I can picture BOTH Pioli as Dr. Evil [duh] AND Clark as Seth Green.
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein