Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Seriously. Pelicans are like badass dinosaurs who SWALLOW OTHER ANIMALS ALIVE. Ya'll be haters.
It's not like they named them the New Orleans Rabbits or Crescent City Mice or Delta Dawns or some pussy bullshit like that.
Almost as bas as the Washington Wizards. We don't want anything related to violence.
Personally I was pulling for the Washington Cupcakes.