Originally Posted by DJ's left nut
You've gotta be trolling.
Seriously, any father that's ever had daughters has made a crack about 'polishing the shotgun' when the kid comes over to pick the girl up.
You've taken your standard reactionary, hindsight-laden, juvenile approach to this that you take to pretty much everything around here.
You should probably sit the rest of these conversations out and let the adults speak.
The day my daughters were born....I told everyone that I was going to go buy 2 shotguns. One for each of them.