I had crazy neighbors like this once. Thought I'd have to shoot the boyfriend, who was drunk, enraged and much, much bigger than me. Luckily another neighbor who was bigger than him was able to subdue him until he calmed down.
The kicker? He was a really nice guy and she was an absolute ****ing psycho. Ghandi would have wanted to strangle her. Great ass, though.
I'm not mean; I just don't like you.