I've never liked strip clubs. I actually walked out of a bachelor party one time when strippers started giving BJs and shit (whoring) to the dudes, and everyone was chipping in to get the groom a hummer. I was ****ing pissed and left.
To further clarify:
I have 3 different former students who, somewhat regretably, I friended on Facebook who have become strippers. I have no desire to see them, and their nightly statuses about stripping for a living don't make me hanker for the "strip club experience" too much.
Finally: sorry for the buzz kill. Not into it.
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken