Had an Escort station wagon in law school.
Reminds me of a prank a buddy in HS. We were all shooting the shit at lunch time, when he mentioned that he had just bought a 'Vette.
Everyone was oohing and aahing. Went on for 5 minutes or so, and he then announced that it was a CHEVette
The turkey twerked his tired tail
The cranberries comboed well with cooked kale
And sad Scotty Scott sadly sat, slowly singing 'Vicky Vale, Vicky Vale.'