Had an Escort station wagon in law school.
Reminds me of a prank a buddy in HS. We were all shooting the shit at lunch time, when he mentioned that he had just bought a 'Vette.
Everyone was oohing and aahing. Went on for 5 minutes or so, and he then announced that it was a CHEVette
SNL Standards and Practices - "you can't say 'midget,' It's just like saying the N-word.'
John Mulaney - "No it isn't, because you JUST SAID midget."