Had an Escort station wagon in law school.
Reminds me of a prank a buddy in HS. We were all shooting the shit at lunch time, when he mentioned that he had just bought a 'Vette.
Everyone was oohing and aahing. Went on for 5 minutes or so, and he then announced that it was a CHEVette
#geekyporn - Star Wars, but with ****in' - it's a wokring title #secondseacrest