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Originally Posted by DeezNutz
Wife walks downstairs. Sees my listless look on the couch:
"What's wrong?"
"Royals made a trade."
"Was it bad?"
"I feel like I've been raped."
"You haven't been raped; that's a terrible analogy."
"I've been emotionally raped at the very least."
Walks back upstairs annoyed.
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I walked upstairs, had a quick discussion with my wife:
"well, the Royals made a trade, and it's likely going to be a disaster"
"Are you surprised?"