I used to joke about this, now it has finally happened:
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/1...y-taveras.html
Don't we already have Willy Taveras on the roster -- Jarrod Dyson?
Dayton loves him some 1970s-style CFs. I bet he's tried to coax Omar Moreno out of retirement (although as Bill James once wrote, guys like Moreno don't "retire").
How about find the money to sign Michael Bourn? Put Bourn in center, Cain in RF.
