I don't know how many people watch Go On, but Fausta is one of my favorite characters in all of TV right now.
Fuasta, this is a public place. You can't put up these religious symbols.
Dees no Christmas Tree, eees Winters Boosh. Jewish peoples like too.
And deees lovely bebe has humah mudder an fodder.
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein