I always kind of figure that every piece of military hardware we sell or give away comes installed with stealthy 'kill chips' that turn it into a big rock at a very inconvenient time for its new owners.
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!