"Your honor, I intend to prove beyond any doubt that my client is innocent, and is nothing more than a minivan driving sucker mom."
"You mean soccer mom?"
"Oh. Um, yeah."
In the final seven games of the 2013 season, the Chiefs averaged 34.6 points per game, scored 38 points or more 4 times, and went 2-5. The NFL has ruined the sport.