Start carrying a carrot in your front pants pocket when you go to the barn. Horses like a carrot, pony will come around. And meanwhile...you could get a better reputation with the ladies. "Shoot, looks like MOhillbilly be packing! His woman be lucky!" And by the time they find out different, it's too late. Win win.
There ain't no way to accomodate an asshole cat. If it's catching mice, or the kids like it, just toughen up. Otherwise, go catfishing.
A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
Last edited by BigOlChiefsfan; 12-14-2012 at 10:27 AM..
Reason: cause I done f***ed up