Originally Posted by Iowanian
I too am the proud owner of a wonder-pony.
If that thing gets hit by lightening, some tears will be shed, but mine will be joy.
Biting sonnabitch is lucky I feed it.
An old timer once told me to boil a potato, and while its still nuclear hot, wrap your arm in cloth and place the potato there, in a presentable manner for the little bastard to take a bite of. He'll think twice again. Old timers dont always have the most PC methods, but they sure seem to be damn effective.