Go to an actual exercise equipment store. There is a big difference between health club quality equipment and those little flimsy things you see at academy/dicks/etc. You'll probably need to spend $1000 minimum.
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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut
yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.