Originally Posted by Demonpenz
Tell your wife to pace back and forth in a room.
My house has a front staircase and a back staircase, so I can actually run stairs and laps indoors. Back when we had two young cats, it was funny when they would chase each other. You'd be in the living room and one of them would light out after the other and they'd run up the front stairs, and then you'd hear the thumping of eight paws as they ran down the hallway, and then you'd hear the thumping of them coming down the back stairs, and then back through the kitchen and dining room to the living room where they'd settle back down right where they started.