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Originally Posted by tooge
How the hell is it gonna snow when the earth is being cooked by asteroids, solar flares, and gamma ray bursts?
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Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?
Darryl Weathers: [pause] How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!
Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?
Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f'ing reerun, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?
Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.
Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f'ing science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f'ing reerun! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!
Men: [randomly] They took our jobs!