Originally Posted by Reaper16
Using "got" in place of God would have caused you to miss a question on Wheel of Fortune.
Dear English Professor,
IIRC you live in Alabama, and the last time I took somebody in Alabama's advice; I got my sister pregnant.
Have I got your attention, champ?
Good, now listen close: I'm not playing Wheel Of Forture.
Good gravy ice cold, did you graduate from Devry, did you scam the Radio Shack battery club also, playboy?