[threebag]

**** this shit. The bitch sits around the ****ing house getting railed by anyone who knocks on the ****ing door. She is probably talking shit to her family about your family on her phone while Victor the neighbors lawn guy strokes her from behind. While everyone is saucing her dumplings during the day. You come home to a pile of ****ing laundry, Victors sandwich plate and her crusty tbacks. After you clean the joint up you have to get your own beer and eat a ****ing hungry man tv dinner. Before bed you flow chowder down the shower drain but tomorrow Big Nasty KCnut is blasting butter across her chin.