I think that I had some skepticism prior to this point, but I remember walking by the living room coffee table and seeing some women's magazine, and one of the articles touted on the cover was "How to tell your child that Santa Claus doesn't exist." It didn't break my heart to see so much as it confirmed that I had been lied to and deceived by my very own parents, not to mention the entire Christmas industry and all those television movies.
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line.
Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time.
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame.
Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.