Originally Posted by Rain Man
We could do something related to coal since he's a West Virginian, but that could head south pretty quickly. What does West Virginia offer other than coal and hillbillies? (I say that as a native of the Ozarks, so no offense on the hillbilly thing.)
They've got a secret presidential headquarters. Anything we can do with that? And John Denver wrote a song about them. They have some small mountains.
Wait - is the Monongahela River there? That's got a ring to it.
C'mon, people. Think!
The Vicious Virginia vagina violator.