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Originally Posted by Fish
Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.
Yo mama's so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.
Yo mama's so promiscuous that electrons have a positive charge when they're around her.
Yo mama's so fat that IEEE is working on a wifi protocol so people can get the signals to reach users on opposite sides of her. It's called 802.11 Draft Fat Momma
If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat.
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The only thing your mother splits worse than infinitives is her Lane Bryant panties, which is fine because I've been using them for bathmats.
Yeah, I schtupped your mother. I'm not proud of it, but it was something that simply had to be done.
That and I had a bag of flour opened and figured it wouldn't be good to let it go to waste so I rolled her in it to find the wet spot.
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- credit goes to BoneKrusher for the pic
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Inception: (in-ˈsep-shən)--n. the act of convincing a female (usually out of one’s league) to have sex with you by making the female think it is her own idea.