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Old 12-29-2012, 03:39 PM   #456
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Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.

Yo mama's so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow.

Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.

Yo mama's so promiscuous that electrons have a positive charge when they're around her.

Yo mama's so fat that IEEE is working on a wifi protocol so people can get the signals to reach users on opposite sides of her. It's called 802.11 Draft Fat Momma

If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat.
The only thing your mother splits worse than infinitives is her Lane Bryant panties, which is fine because I've been using them for bathmats.

Yeah, I schtupped your mother. I'm not proud of it, but it was something that simply had to be done.

That and I had a bag of flour opened and figured it wouldn't be good to let it go to waste so I rolled her in it to find the wet spot.
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